The morning has been a usual one. Woke up to kids playing then screaming and fighting. Why do they do that? What happened to rolling out of bed, zombie-ing your way to the bathroom, peeing all over the floor (the boys anyway, I've never had much of a problem making it but shit happens), closing the lid, forgetting to flush, zombie-ing your way back to bed. Only for mom to come in 5 minutes later, flip on the light and shout "Get up! It's time for school!!" To which you want to throw your pillow at her, shout major obscenities and go back to sleep. Awwww.....the good ol' days.

In the mean time if my daughter could be writing this, this is how this post would go:

Giggle, giggle, snort, fart....ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING SO HARD....more snorting, someone else farts....ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING like a hyena zeroing in on the pack's left overs. "K" (middle brother) decides this is the perfect opportunity to wrestle (he has some domineering issues. It's the whole middle child thing...my mom hopes).
Get off me "K"!!!! MOMMMMMMMMYYYYYY!!!!! [Enter mom] "What in the hell are you doing?! Get off of your sister! (something every mom should say at least once in her life...yuck!) You're going to hurt her! What were you thinking? (complete rhetorical question. Do 4 yr olds even think?) "T" you go in your room, "K" and "A" GET DRESSED you have school today!!" [Exit mom]. Back to the same BS. Giggle, giggle, snort, fart....ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING SO HARD!! etc, etc, etc.
My brothers and I are ridiculous. And now they have just pushed me out of their room and slammed the door in my face. Jerks!!....MOMMMMMMMYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

"A", open this door RIGHT NOW!! (I have spoiled rotten snot issues) [pound, pound, pound]

Sincerely,
Princess "T"

Hope your day is going as well!!
Meccala
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