Hello everyone. This is my first shot at an actual blog. I have no idea what I'm doing. I probably won't even get very many people that are interested but I'm damn sure going to try! I would like to start out by saying, I'm sarcastic, I cuss worse than a drunken sailor, I drink a glass of wine or a beer close to every single night and I don't get out much. YOU ARE MY ONLY CONNECTION TO THE OUTSIDE WORLD!!! My husband's sick of my bitching and ranting every night when he gets home from work. So guess what?!! You're my new "bitches"!! Aren't you just so excited you're about to pee yourself?!
We have three small children as you can tell from my profile. They keep us beyond busy! I will probably only be posting at night after all three little monsters are in bed. As well as the Hubs. I like to be alone with my wine and my thoughts. After a certain number of hours of "MOMMY, SHE TOUCHED ME!!" "I DID NOT!" "DID TOO" "DID NOT" I get a little bitchy and want to be LEFT THE FUCK ALONE!! For those of you with children, you completely understand. For those of you without children but with a spouse, you still completely get where I'm coming from! Ha!
Please feel free to comment, rant, rave, bitch, cry, throw shit, etc. BUT if you came here to troll, I will ban you. If you came here to put me or others down, I will ban you. I will talk about pretty much every subject. I hate politics and will usually keep those thoughts to myself. I'm one of "those people" and feel that I don't understand it enough to argue it. And I don't want to either!!
I will probably post not so pretty pictures of messy house. I may post pictures of the crazy shit my kids do from time to time. Please do not judge. I am inviting you into my world and my home with this blog. If you were a friend and walked in and started talking shit, I would tell you to politely get the fuck out and never come back! I WILL do the same on here.
So on that note, please enjoy. I am open to criticism so lay it on me! Ha!